Only humans make New Year's resolutions. Pigs are too smart to think they have to change something about themselves on January 1st just because the Earth made it one more trip around the sun.
Just for fun, let's think about what resolutions Perrin might make...
1. Get up earlier...so I can eat breakfast sooner
2. Eat more veggies...and anything else I can find
3. Exercise more...by running from the living room to the kitchen to check on dinner
4. Go to bed earlier...so I can get the best spot in the bed
5. Lose between 5 and 10 pounds...by not allowing the cat to sleep on top of me!
It must be hard to be a pig.
