Grumpy Piddy

Wheat = Food

I wanted to keep Jafari on the same type of litter he used at his birth home so he would have an easier transition into our home.  The problem was that Jafari used wheat litter...and Perrin P Piddy thinks wheat is food!

Perrin knew I had poured the wheat litter into a box in the bathroom right before we brought home Jafari.  He stored that information in his mind and waited for a chance to sneak into the bathroom and get the litter.  His opportunity came on the third day after Jafari came home.  Perrin saw we were preoccupied and he tiptoed into the bathroom.  I realized he had snuck away and ran into the bathroom to find Perrin standing by the litter box with a disgusted look on his face that said, "Somebody pooped in the food!"

You would think this would be the end of the story, right?  In a perfect world, Perrin is so disgusted by Jafari's actions that he goes on a gluten-free diet and never touches wheat again.  But this is not a perfect world.  This is a world in which live shrewd and calculating piddies who wait until the wheat litter is changed and then sneak back into the bathroom to eat the fresh litter.  Yep, you got it, Perrin snuck into the bathroom and filled his belly with a fifth of the wheat litter in Jafari's box before we could stop him.  Jafari later went to use his box and gave a confused look that said, "Somebody ate my poo-poo powder!"

So Perrin had a full belly of wheat litter, which I'm sure expanded with his tummy enzymes.  He was so overfull and uncomfortable that he just wanted to get into the bed and sleep, but he didn't want anyone coming within 3 feet of him!  Perrin grumbled when we got into bed and actually snapped at Jafari when he tried to cuddle up next to Perrin.  What a grumpy piddy!