Jafari's Log

Saturday

My new human family introduced me to a strange home environment today.  Their household seems to revolve around an interesting-looking creature that resembles a black, hairy football with a snout.  I will keep my distance while I observe the beast in this environment.

Sunday

The humans call the football creature a “pig.”  I eluded the pig for the majority of last night.  The creature burrowed himself under a blanket on the bed.  The blanket shield allowed me to safely slumber on the back of the pig without his knowledge.

The pig has persuaded the humans to give into all his needs.  I believe the creature’s power comes from his nose.  The humans talk to the nose and rub the bridge of the snout.

Monday

I pounced on the pig last night in the bed.  He made a sound that was as pleasant as a frog in a blender.

I followed the pig around all day while the humans were at work.  He made 162 trips the living room into the kitchen to check if he missed any crumbs on the floor.  I believe the humans actually drop food pieces in the kitchen for the pig to eat.  They have yet to drop random bits of food for me.

Tuesday

I gave into the power of the snout.  The pig was sleeping against the male human in the bed.  I rubbed my face on the pig’s nose – now he is mine!